News from Open Orthodoxy

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megillahMatzav.com has learned exclusively that an “Open Orthodox” institution has paskened that women should not listen to Parshas Zachor. The מהר״ת said that people should never think that there is a חיוב or even any reason at all to listen to a male (זכר).

In other news, the Open Orthodox institution took their ספרי תורה to the סופרת to be corrected. They found a פסול by פרשת קרח. The מהר״ת pulled out her Maxwell House הגדה and showed that it should be spelled כורך.

The סופרת also changed the מגילה to say, “להיות כל איש משרת בביתה.”

Stay tuned for other breaking developments.

{Matzav.com Newscenter}

15 COMMENTS

  1. While you may legitimately disagree with open orthodoxy… This purim Torah is just mean spirited, not funny and not becoming of this site

  2. “In other news, the Open Orthodox institution took their ???? ???? to the ????? to be corrected. They found a ???? by ???? ???. The ????? pulled out her Maxwell House ???? and showed that it should be spelled ????.”

    If only they were that unlearned. Unfortunately, they know better than that and that’s why they are dangerous. BTW, that was so silly that it’s funny. Thanks for laugh. Purim Sameah.

  3. Why does Matzav give credence by reporting this…they are kofers; & no it’s so not funny, even on Purim….What a bunch of losers!

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