Matzav.com has learned exclusively that an “Open Orthodox” institution has paskened that women should not listen to Parshas Zachor. The מהר״ת said that people should never think that there is a חיוב or even any reason at all to listen to a male (זכר).
In other news, the Open Orthodox institution took their ספרי תורה to the סופרת to be corrected. They found a פסול by פרשת קרח. The מהר״ת pulled out her Maxwell House הגדה and showed that it should be spelled כורך.
The סופרת also changed the מגילה to say, “להיות כל איש משרת בביתה.”
Stay tuned for other breaking developments.
{Matzav.com Newscenter}
Making fun of other Jews even if they are wrong is acceptable? Even on Purim?
While you may legitimately disagree with open orthodoxy… This purim Torah is just mean spirited, not funny and not becoming of this site
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If only they were that unlearned. Unfortunately, they know better than that and that’s why they are dangerous. BTW, that was so silly that it’s funny. Thanks for laugh. Purim Sameah.
LOL
Thanks!!
I THINK THE ONE THAT WROTE THIS ARTICLE IS FROM THE “OPEN ORTHODOX GROUP.
phukstix
Good stuff! Please keep it coming.
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To answer your question, Guest2,
-Yes!
-They are not just wrong. They are maisis u’maidiach.
Why does Matzav give credence by reporting this…they are kofers; & no it’s so not funny, even on Purim….What a bunch of losers!
This is disgusting on the day of lech knos koll hayihdim
LOL. I thought it was very funny.
great stuff. dont lisen to the tzioinishe naysayers
# 7. two thumbs up
See rashi on chelbinah in this week’s parsha.
Its muter to make fun of these people who mock the Torah.