Oorah’s Monkey Business


oorahA rash of phone calls to U.S. Postal dispatchers led the Post Master General to think something had slipped into the water supply. Seventeen different mailmen complained that their trucks were laughing hysterically. Meshugineh shvemlach? Something worse?

As it turned out, it was just thousands of boxes from Oorah filled with mishloach monos… and a battery-powered laughing monkey in each box.

“Thank goodness!” proclaimed one sweating postman, relieved to find out he hadn’t cracked.

Just one question remains: How will people react when the real monkey from Oorah’s auction gets loose?

{Noam Amdurski-Matzav.com Newscenter}


  1. As for the real monkey raffle, hopefully there will be none. I have contacted the HSUS and the ASPCA in regards to this.

  2. yo armageddon, I think I found a screw in your neighborhood, why don’t you check to see if “it’s all there”, hope you find meaning in life