Paul Ryan: Woodchucks ‘Ate’ His SUV


How much of a truck can a woodchuck chuck?

Ryan was discussing his upcoming retirement from Congress, and talking about how he hasn’t been allowed to drive since becoming Speaker of the House in 2015.

Speaker Paul Ryan couldn’t start his SUV after it sat in storage this past winter.

When he brought it to the dealership, the mechanics told him that woodchucks had been gnawing at the wires. Many types of rodents engage in this activity, which some have blamed on the use of soy-based products in automotive wiring systems, but have yet to definitively prove.

“My car was eaten by animals,” Ryan told the Economic Club of Washington, D.C., on Thursday.

“It’s just dead.”

Read more at Fox News.



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