Pentagon Has Zombie Apocalypse Plan

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zombieThis is not a test. The Defense Department actually has a plan in place in case zombies invade the earth and the military has to destroy them to “preserve the sanctity of human life.” In a secret military computer network, a document called “CONOP 8888” provides a how-to defense against the undead.

“This plan fulfills fictional contingency planning guidance tasking for U.S. Strategic Command to develop a comprehensive [plan] to undertake military operations to preserve ‘non-zombie’ humans from the threats posed by a zombie horde,” the summary says.

And, amazingly, under disclaimers, a note reads: “this plan was not actually designed as a joke.”

A Strategic Command spokeswoman, however, says the document is just a training tool. Read more at Foreign Policy.

{Andy Heller-Matzav.com Newscenter}


22 COMMENTS

  1. This picture is not appropriate for this sight ! i,like many others turn to matzav as a clean place free from all forms of disgusting pictures . please maintain your reputation!

  2. None of the comments thus far are grammatically correct or free of spelling errors. Sadly, it seems like the uneducated zombies have already attacked. Keep up the great work, Matzav. What we need to solve our community problems is humor and the courage to report and not remain silent.

  3. None of the comments thus far are grammatically correct or free of spelling errors. Sadly, it seems like the uneducated zombies have already attacked. Keep up the great work, Matzav. What we need to solve our community problems is humor and the courage to report and not remain silent.

  4. I’m so happy that others have commented on this disgusting post. If we wanted Halloween, I’m sure we’d know where to find it. Since the readership are Bnei Torah, why would we come to your site to see something SO grossly inappopriate and revolting. What possible gain and good is there in making such a judgement?

    Your readership deserves an apology for this.

  5. It does not take courage to post disgusting meaningless pictures. It takes lack of focus and direction. That no matter what, as long it’s something we agree with, it doesn’t matter how we post it. The content could certainly be posted without such an awful picture alongside it.

  6. GET RID OF THIS PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU GUYS NUTS????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. I was walking fri night on Cedar Bridge in Lakewood and I definitely saw a zombie walking. He kind of looked like this guy! This is for real. Even my husband was scared!

  8. THIS PICTURE IS A CHILUL H-SHM. YOU SHOULD HAVE A RAV GIVING HASKAMAS ON YOUR POSTS. WHY YOU DONT LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE? TAKE OUT THAT PICTURE!

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