Photo: Seen On a Bulletin Board: Wanted: Yungerman to Step On Grapes February 28, 2017 9:15 am 12 Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter >>Follow Matzav On Whatsapp!<<
Must have 10 toes for the 10 makos. No woolen socks. Must wear a Friedman strymel. No splashing. And absolutly a must, Hallel must be recited Baal peh per quart. Reply
I wonder if this is for real Or just some early Purim shpiel Stomping on some grapes, so juicy A yungerman to channel Lucy Squeeze out wine and leave the jelly Wash your feet so they’re not smelly All day long we’ll keep you busy Making booze to get us dizzy Purple feet and tricorn hats Stomping grapes in great big vats Trump’s fake news and made-up facts Now “Falsheh” ads in phony tracts It’s time for ve’nahapoch hu Don’t trust what your eyes tell you We will gladly play the clown Now that Adar’s back in town Reply
hey, I’ll lend you my grape crusher!!!
Must have 10 toes for the 10 makos. No woolen socks. Must wear a Friedman strymel. No splashing. And absolutly a must, Hallel must be recited Baal peh per quart.
I wonder if this is for real
Or just some early Purim shpiel
Stomping on some grapes, so juicy
A yungerman to channel Lucy
Squeeze out wine and leave the jelly
Wash your feet so they’re not smelly
All day long we’ll keep you busy
Making booze to get us dizzy
Purple feet and tricorn hats
Stomping grapes in great big vats
Trump’s fake news and made-up facts
Now “Falsheh” ads in phony tracts
It’s time for ve’nahapoch hu
Don’t trust what your eyes tell you
We will gladly play the clown
Now that Adar’s back in town
Can you please post the phone number? I would gladly take the job. I must get back to work.
Yummy!
It’s a joke. Look closer.
Phenomenal pay? Can you post that phone number, please?
before I make a commitment and quit my job I would like to know whats the pay. Thanks.
Is it hiddur mitzva to stomp on the grapes instead of using a crusher?
I guess female toes are unwanted… much cleaner though.
This is for Pesach, female toes have chashash kitniyos from nail polish.
What about fungus toes, the grapes should help it clear off.