Scientists to Test Chávez for Poisoning


chavez-confIt sounds like a crazy conspiracy theory, but according to Venezuelan government officials, recently deceased President Hugo Chávez could have been purposefully infected with cancer-and the world’s best scientists will investigate the potential poisoning.

“We have this intuition that our commander Chávez was poisoned by dark forces that wanted to be rid of him,” President Nicolás Maduro said in an interview. He explained that the U.S. had labs creating cancer in the 40s and 60s, and thinks they could have advanced-though stressed he wasn’t blaming America.

“An assertion that the United States was somehow involved in causing President Chávez’s illness is absurd, and we definitively reject it,” State Department spokesman Patrick Ventrell last week. Read more at CNN.

{Andy Newscenter}


  1. #4:

    You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means

    They can’t “increment” him. He’s been to decrimented.

  2. #4 “increment” by how many % ?
    You might have meant “incinerate” him.
    That would create toxic fumes, though.


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