The Birth Certificate: Is It Real?

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obama-muslimThis morning’s White House release of President Barack Obama’s long form birth certificate will, of course, do little to derail the “birther” movement, which will now analyze the document with the kind of verve previously directed toward those Texas Air National Guard memos faxed to CBS from that Kinko’s in Abilene.So here’s a few points about the birth certificate sure to be seized upon by the nonbelievers:

• If the original document was in a bound volume (as reflected by the curvature of the left hand side of the certificate), how can the green patterned background of the document’s safety paper be so seamless?

• Why, if Obama was born on August 4, 1961, was the “Date Accepted by Local Reg.” four days later on August 8, 1961?

• What is the significance of the smudges in the box containing the name of the reported attendant?

• David A. Sinclair, the M.D. who purportedly signed the document, died nearly eight years ago at age 81. So he is conveniently unavailable to answer questions about Obama’s reported birth.

• In the “This Birth” box there are two mysterious Xs above “Twin” and “Triplet.” Is there a sibling or two unaccounted for?

• What is the significance of the mysterious numbers, seen vertically, on the document’s right side?

• Finally, the “Signature of Local Registrar” in box 21 may be a desperate attempt at establishing the document’s Hawaiian authenticity. Note to forgers: it is spelled “Ukulele.”

{The Smoking Gun/Matzav.com Newscenter}

19 COMMENTS

  1. Thank you for proving once and for all that the brithers are certifiably insane. Crazy cant be overcome by facts, crazy requires medication and/or institutionalization. refuah shelaima to all

  2. If you look at a calendar, August 4th, 1961 was a Friday. He was born after 7 pm. It’s not hard to believe that the office was closed for the weekend, and the hospital didn’t send it out until Monday. One day to process it isn’t unheard of.

  3. This morning’s White House release of President Barack Obama’s long form birth certificate will, of course, do little to derail the “birther” movement, which will now analyze the document with the kind of verve previously directed toward those Texas Air National Guard memos faxed to CBS from that Kinko’s in Abilene.So here’s a few points about the birth certificate sure to be seized upon by the nonbelievers:

    • If the original document was in a bound volume (as reflected by the curvature of the left hand side of the certificate), how can the green patterned background of the document’s safety paper be so seamless?
    answer, thats when it got to the office

    • Why, if Obama was born on August 4, 1961, was the “Date Accepted by Local Reg.” four days later on August 8, 1961?
    answer: this is a copy of the original! as you can see on the bottom of the page that its dated april 25 2011! you guys are nuters

  4. Ha ha this is greatness to answer your questions:
    – Magic
    – After ebing dropped of bey aliens on August 4, it took 4 days to program him to be a fully functioing Islamofascist secret agent robot, which those who are trully in the know, know he is.
    – Obviously any document signed by a person who later dies becomes fake. Especialy when hhe dies at the mysteriously young age of 81
    – Yes, he came with backup robots hin case he malfunctioned
    – Dont read those! Its the year moshiach is coming hidden in At bash!
    – Muslims cant figure out how to tranliterate their spelling to English, look at all the different ways to spell kaddafi (who may be Obamas’s mystery sibling! Didnt he refer to Obmaa as his brother!?)
    There now we all know

  5. This is stupidity. There are many reasons to oppose the President but this birther concept is foolish. Anyone who associates with it is associating with fools.

  6. Another LIE from this Muslim Kenyan.

    He released this phony document before his good friend Leon Panetta leaves the CIA.

    You can’t believe a word this Hussein says!

  7. why if he really was born in the us did he not release this a while ago? he could have saved lots of time for the last 2 yrs!!!!

  8. After 2 years of wasting everyone’s time, Obama has “no time” to discuss this “side show”.
    Time to make his presidency into a side show!
    Enough of this Ba’al Gaivah!

  9. Meanwhile, while Americans are platzing about whether or not their President is (or was) eligible to run for office, people all around the world are pointing their fingers and laughing their heads off.

  10. Matzav.com is doing everything it can to ensure President Obama’s re-election by continuing to print this kind of nonsense. As a Democrat, I thank you!

    But since you Birthers apparently take all this seriously, there are simple answers to all this:

    • If the original document was in a bound volume (as reflected by the curvature of the left hand side of the certificate), how can the green patterned background of the document’s safety paper be so seamless?

    The original was on white paper in a bound volume; it was copied onto the green official paper now used for all birth certificates in Hawaii and the curvature of the original can be clearly seen.

    • Why, if Obama was born on August 4, 1961, was the “Date Accepted by Local Reg.” four days later on August 8, 1961?

    August 4 was a Friday. His mother signed the form on Monday, and the bureaucrat processed it the next day.

    • What is the significance of the smudges in the box containing the name of the reported attendant?

    There isn’t any.

    • David A. Sinclair, the M.D. who purportedly signed the document, died nearly eight years ago at age 81. So he is conveniently unavailable to answer questions about Obama’s reported birth.

    Are you implying someone murdered him?

    • In the “This Birth” box there are two mysterious Xs above “Twin” and “Triplet.” Is there a sibling or two unaccounted for?

    No. The “Single” box is clearly checked.

    • What is the significance of the mysterious numbers, seen vertically, on the document’s right side?

    Nothing.

    • Finally, the “Signature of Local Registrar” in box 21 may be a desperate attempt at establishing the document’s Hawaiian authenticity. Note to forgers: it is spelled “Ukulele.”

    The Commissioner of the Hawaii Department of Health has attested that this is a true copy. So does the Governor, who knew Obama’s parents and met the infant future president a few days after the birth. So does the former governor, a Jewish Republican. If you say they are all lying, you better come up with some hard evidence — it is a serious sin to speak motzi shem ra against a fellow Jew.

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