Dear Mr. President,
In accordance with the age-old American Thanksgiving tradition, you, as president of the United States of America, will pardon two turkeys at a White House ceremony. May I request that this year the turkeys be Shalom Rubashkin and Jonathan Pollard? It would be such a meaningful gift to Jewish citizens of our great democracy as well as to G-d. They’re both being held in the most unusual of circumstances as you well know and requests for both their releases have been presented by the greatest American legal as well as political experts! Mr. President, do the right thing! Please find it in your heart to do it! This request is especially apropos, I suggest, this year when Chanukka and Thanksgiving coincide as they’ve never, ever had before! Please Mr. President, don’t let this opportunity slip by! Do the right thing albeit quite bold!