Video: Will Fiveish Release His Birth Certificate to the Public?


fiveish[Video below.] Of course everybody knows Fiveish, Oorah’s beloved five dollar bill mascot. But how well do you really know him? Where was he born? Does he even have a valid birth certificate?

Recent political events have brought this question into to the limelight, as so called “birthers” have been putting extreme pressure on Fiveish to come clean.

“If Fiveish won’t show his birth certificate, something is fishy,” said a local teen when asked what he thought of this recent tumult.

As things have recently been heating up, Fiveish has been asked to respond. At a recent press conference, Fiveish, while talking about the economy, was asked these tough questions. Watch this video to see how Fiveish responds to these recent allegations.

Click below to watch:

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{Noam Newscenter}


  1. Rumor has it that Fiveish is leaving Oorah for more lucrative pastures. It seems that his insatiable appetite for PR has caught the eye of the “Big Boys” out there.

    Reportedly, Acheinu / Dirshu has offered to include him in every article where mention is made of their outstanding excellence and leading record-breaking numbers as their programs HOP from Shtedt to Shtat all over the world. But Kupat Hair has countered with an offer to include his green visage on the humongous pushkas that line the street of Yerushalayim and Bnai Brak.

    Stay tuned for his final choice! He may have to convene a Vaad to help him decide.

  2. this video is weird I dont under stand the point of this whole movie?is it just to get attention?
    and get people exided?

  3. big thanx to shlomo rudnicki (aka NICKI) & shmuly rosenberg it couldnt be done with out you guys!!!!

  4. The mishnah in pirkei avos “da mei’ayin baasa…”; is that a chiyuv on the yachid? Or on the tzibbur?

  5. I’m still wiating for my free Oorah dvd/cd. Where was the house wife/shadchan from the promo video? I wanted to hear her take on the birther issue.

  6. One of the requirements to become President of the USA is to be a native-born U.S. citizen (or if born abroad, only to parents who were both citizens of the U.S.).

    This has come into question with President Obama; thus, there is the fuss over his birth certificate.

    This is not a requirement to be Fiveish, so what is the purpose of this article and this video?

  7. Oorah, you did, do and continue to inspire me with your very clever ideas!!! ADORABLE!!!! Keep up the great work you do!!!!!!!!!