Website Ad: Experienced Suicide Bombers Available for All Your Terror Needs


somali-terroristsA listing on the CraigsList website advertising “experienced suicide bombers” has some people laughing and others wondering why the website management hasn’t yet removed the post. The post offers 5-hour classes, suicide belts, and trainers in several countries. The text of the CraigsList ad reads as follows:    

Thank you for viewing our listing.We have experienced suicide bombers available for all your terror needs. Many eager Shaheeds waiting [to enter] Heaven.Youve tried the rest… We are the BEST. Suicide belts available in all sizes in stock for the Do it Yourselfer. We offer a 5 Hour class for the beginner in suicide bombs. World class Trainers from Pakistan, Syria, Iran are available in more intensive course.

We also offer a special PreSchool Division for Early Suicide training. We have 40 years experience in all aspects of terror including car, truck bombs, airplane hijackings, hostage taking, beheadings.

Please contact Abdullah at Fatah Headquarters , Muquata ,Ramallah

The post was still active as of 7:30 a.m. EST today.

{Noam Newscenter}