To quote an excerpt from author Michael J. Knowles’ new book, the main reason to vote for a Democrat is “ .”
The above is not a typo.
Fox News reports that Knowles’ tome, “Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide,” is 266 pages of absolutely nothing. Clean, blank, snow-white pages. And as of Thursday morning, it occupied the No. 4 slot on Amazon.com’s “Best Sellers” list.
“What’s really great about this book, you can go cover-to-cover in about 15, 20 seconds,” Knowles’ told “Fox & Friends” on Thursday.
Billed as “the most exhaustively researched and coherently argued Democrat Party apologia to date,” the spoof book was Knowles’ attempt to razz the party for a lack of direction. The conservative journalist released it last month and the book was listed at $9.99 on Amazon — but you can pick up a paperback on sale for $7.08.
The project does, curiously, contain an extensive bibliography and a table of contents. But nothing else.
“It took a very long time to research this book,” Knowles said Thursday. “I’ve been observing the Democratic Party for at least 10 years now and when I observed their record and reasons to vote for them – on reasons of economics or foreign policy or homeland security or civil rights and so on – I realized it was probably best to just leave all the pages blank.” Read more at Fox News.
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Well done
it is a very good read indeed though i felt the could have made a few more arguments like:
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and finally (though I will admit that you could argue that the following reason is subjective)
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i rest my case
Finally, an accurate description of the loser party. Great job!
Just like the picture on the cover – one has to be a total to vote for that party
Mamesh choizik
A very good book for those who have difficulty falling asleep.
I read that it has since reached #1 on Amazon.
As the Vilna Gaon commented on Mesilat Yesharim, that the first 11 chapters contains no extraneous words, one can say the same for this entire book.
when I read the Ben Shapiro review ” thorough”, I realized right away that somethings fishy.
Wow. Should be dubbed the best book of all time or Obamas worst nightmare