Toy maker Hasbro is changing the time-honored classic board game Monopoly by altering the Community Chest cards, saying they ”are long overdue for a refresh.”
Without specifying which events, Hasbro pointed to the ”tumultuous year of 2020” as the inspiration for dropping ”You’ve won second place in a beauty contest,” ”a tax refund,” and ”bank error in your favor.” Fans of the game will get to vote on new options.
”Coming out of the tumultuous year of 2020, the term ‘community’ has taken on a whole new meaning,” the company said on its website. ”Hasbro is counting on their fans to help reflect what community means in their real lives, into the Monopoly game, by voting for new cards like ‘Shop Local,’ ‘Rescue A Puppy,’ or ‘Help Your Neighbors.”’
All 16 Community Chest cards will be replaced by the fall.
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“Rescue a puppy”?
How about rescue our Nation before it completely disappears into oblivion?
And “jail” should be changed to “gitmo” where the elite criminals will feel comfortable playing while they’re waiting to be taken out. There should be about 5 gitmos for the millions of them arrested from around the globe.
And all those cards will have instructions as follows:
Check your net worth.
If your net worth is under (some fairly low number), collect 50M from the bank, and an additional 15M from each player.
If your net worth is higher than that number, pay the bank 100M and each player 25M.
Here are some suggestions:
Buy at a local store.
Help a neighbor mow the lawn.
Release a captured fish back into a lake.
Join a protest against cultural appropriation.
Participate in a wealth distribution drive (a.k.a. looting)
why is the whole world listening to this mishigas? this country is falling down alice’s hole
>>> why is the whole world listening to this mishigas? this country is falling down alice’s hole
Because every time you pass GO, you now collect $1400.
And all rents are deferred for the duration of the game.
Teach your children. Perfect products are bearings.
The dear heaven is much more funny. It was fit for life but with I say a woman to be likely president now if Joe lapses to finality; we have funny things going on.
It seems sometimes ok. Who has yet had enough attention.
I am going to buy a Barney doll and think the world will be a good place. It sings.
I will hold it dear. Nu? Nu? Nu!
Who is REALLY going to buy a railroad, when all four are named Amtrak?
aha, they’re not leaving anything up to ‘Chance’…!