Price too low to post, but believe us – it is DIRT CHEAP.
Plus you get an extra $500 rebate – but only till Monday night.
Plus tax and $1,395 down. 10k miles a year. First come, first served. Limited stock available.
CALL 732-966-5080 or EMAIL
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INFO ON THIS AMAZING LEASE DEAL.
Need a lease? Need a car? Worried that it’s a difficult process? Don’t worry for a second. Roadmaster will take care of it all for you, worry-free, hassle-free, at the best price – guaranteed.
Infiniti, Infiniti, In-Fin-Feroo
I love your car, but my old Chevy must do
Infiniti, Infiniti, In-Fin-Feree
Unless you happen to have one that’s free
If I was stranded on an islet
With just one wish to make
I’d wish for this fine Honda Pilot
Some herring, schnapps and cake
A rescue I would not decline
But as we say in Yiddish
“Fahr ah vegeleh azah fine
Luz mir machen kiddish”
Is this a raffle? How much are tickets? I have $10.
The finest product of Korea
Is this shiny, brand-new Kia
Hotter than a fresh tortilla
Your boring commute’s panacea
It will give you an aliyah
Like Putin when he stole Crimea
Everyone will wanna be ya
From Tanzania to Sofia
Your shameless ad for this Toyota
Smells worse than four-month-old ricotta
As impeachers fill the dockets
You just want to fill your pockets
Every minute, every hour
Watch the Dems abuse their power
Our vote the Dems want to revoke
Do you think it’s just one big joke?
This is impeachment special is interesting, but first we want to call up witnesses to find out if Roadmaster is engaging in a a quid pro quo, in which the customer gets a good deal in exchange for purchasing an automobile from Roadmaster.
In my humble opinion “The impeachment” is not celebratory event to have sales and discounts in it’s honor. No matter what political view one may hold, it’s certainly not a proud moment for the country. It’s derogatory and simply uneducated to hold an Impeachment sale.
++1
Not funny. Not cute. Very poor taste.
(How about Coronavirus Special?)
You mean like a Toyota Corona?
From Corona Park, Queens?
And combine with a swine flu two for one
Why not offer a terror attack special? What is wrong with people ?
Do these corny sales pitches really lead to sales? Just curious, I don’t even know what they’re offering I came straight down to the comments.
Well Ad Haines Azavta,
take a look at the ad and maybe it’ll lead to a sale!
Anonymous with the poems- you’re Uber talented !! I love them- especially the chim-chimney one! keep them coming!!
can I TEAR UP my lease also?
Why does this ad have 12 comments???
can you explain why this is like making a coronavirus special?
zehu. i finaally opened this ad because of the title…
i guess it’s good advertiisng
They say the prez whispered to Pelosi that Jared and Ivanka and family are Jewish. And asked if perhaps she can tear toilet paper for them for Shabbos!
All the people complaining are probably not interested in a lease anyhow.
We can also safely assume that most are also and infected with the liberal pathogen (where the person’s logical mind and sense of humor are totally destroyed)
For the rest of us the AD was catchy and cute…
Though life has risks we must endure
We do our best to stay secure
Don’t change horses in midstream
Don’t waste time on a losing team
It’s dangerous to talk to strangers
Or to cheer the New York Rangers
So root for Brooklyn’s Islanders
And drive safe, tank-like Highlanders
Anonymous, I must admit,
You had me laughing in a fit.
I’d love to meet the fine persona,
Who compared this to Corona.
Now take advice, listen to me,
Just sign the lease, it’ll soon be free.
As Bernie would say “It isn’t trite,
Driving is a human right!”
Not just healthcare, student loan,
Food stamps and Obama phone,
In this country you shall go far,
For everyone deserves a car!