What better way to celebrate your city’s first Super Bowl win than risking your life to perform a trust-fall off the Ritz-Carlton?
Philadelphia went absolutely nuts last night and this morning after their football team, the Eagles won Super Bowl LII, beating the New England Patriots 41-33.
Fans tweeted footage of dumpster fires, smashed shop windows, and the eventual collapse of the canopy at the Ritz-Carlton at the Bellevue. The celebrations are likely to go on for days, with the Eagles’ official victory parade reported to be happening Wednesday.
Boruch Shelo Asani Football Fan
Ah, but the defining issue is not touched upon: did they have $1000 kosher duck-liver sandwiches?
Boruch Shelo Asani Football Fan!
Sadly this avodah zara has infiltrated our community with nebbach, parties and get togethers. Celebrating a goyishe pastime.
Shumu shomayim
Hire hose guys for a Purim Bash
You are insulting animals by comparing these creatures to them.
I was in philly last night. It was crazy. Cars on fire, public drunkenness, store windows smashed and then someone announced that the eagles won the super bowl.
Every fan knows that the Eagles fans are the biggest thugs.
Doctors on call. Beware. This world is consumptive.
Go Eagles. A good game. I can think that even my young kid who did have an Eagles poster on my wall is happy. My daring other team is so bad that no one can think that the sun is coming out for our kickoffs.
America. Will we ever know better football? Only the Superbowl. Its really a fun game. (The only one I watched this year too!).
Fun.
That’s what they did in the second most boring city ever?
Clearly the owners of Matza are Giant fans…
Schnitzel. Eat. Do shekels in the left pocket jingle less? Think about it. Also ,why do elephants like white noise? Are pickles cognizant on the mustard ? And if yes, why are humming birds sneaky?
Sad.
Definitely.