THE VERY LAST CAR: Lease a White Honda Odyssey EXL, $345 a Month – Only One Left!

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Plus tax and $1,395 down. First come, first served. Limited stock available. 

CALL 732-966-5080 or EMAIL

SALES@ROADMASTERLEASING.COM FOR

INFO ON AMAZING LEASE DEALS.

Need a lease? Need a car? Worried that it’s a difficult process? Don’t worry for a second. Roadmaster will take care of it all for you, worry-free, hassle-free, at the best price – guaranteed.

 

2 COMMENTS

  1. Oh yes you will, oh yes you can
    Lease this fine super minivan
    It’s comfy, cushy, oh-so civil
    When you drive by all heads will swivel
    Their humdrum cars are such a shonda
    Unlike yours, the stunning Honda
    Oh, lucky you, you’ll leave your mark
    The envy of all Boro Park
    Route 17, you’re King (or Queen)
    Those jealous Chevy’s all turn green
    When a mean trooper gives a ticket
    Your van’s so chashuv he won’t pick it
    As you cruise down Route 52
    Traffic will all part for you
    Gashmius bad? No, adderabba!
    Enjoy this four-wheeled Olam Habba
    Adjust your goals, don’t buy that Rolls
    An Odyssey fulfills your souls
    Spend your paycheck, spend your pension
    This car is worth it, no dissension
    Who cares about your kid’s tuition
    To lease this car must be your mission
    Quick as a flash, off you must dash
    To plunk down all your hard-earned cash
    Once in this Honda’s driver’s seat
    Your life (at last!) will be complete

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