Republican Sen. Ted Cruz (TX) now has a beef with Elmo, the fluffy muppet with the high-pitched voice.
On Tuesday, Sesame Street released a video in which 3-year-old Elmo and his dad, Louie, reflect on Elmo’s recent vaccination. Louie explains that he had hesitations, but that, after speaking with Elmo’s pediatrician, he decided that getting Elmo vaccinated was the right decision. Cruz, however, found the video neither cute nor truthful, saying in a Tweet that the toddler-aged puppet was “aggressively advocating for vaccinating children UNDER 5” and harping on Sesame Street for citing “ZERO scientific evidence.” This is not the first time Cruz has sparred with the puppets—in November, he was outraged that Big Bird had the audacity to share that he, too, got vaccinated and called the announcement “government propaganda” on Twitter.
I propose a televised debate between Sen. Cruz and Elmo on this and other issues. Bert and Ernie would make the perfect moderators.
Cruz would lose
Well, duh. Elmo is part of the mishgav zachor community. Everything today has got to be woke.
Lockdowns, mask mandates, and vaccine mandates are all measures not for health, but to get people under control and move toward the ultimate goal of digital ID and digital currency, said Dr. Michael Yeadon, former Pfizer vice president and chief scientific officer for allergy and respiratory research.
“In brief, I’m seeing fraud on a global scale, of which the drug companies are just part,” Yeadon told EpochTV’s “Facts Matter” program in a recent interview.
I have been exposed to four people in the past 16 days who had COVID and found out shortly thereafter. I was wearing KN95 masks all those times. I have tested negative for COVID seven times during this period. So don’t tell me masks don’t work. There is s lot of evidence that they do.
Yeadon had been lying about COVID almost the entire pandemic. He claimed that the pandemic was over back in October 2020. He didn’t do vaccine research. And Epoch TV is a propaganda arm of the Falon Gong religious cult, which is another reason not to pay heed.
I plan to survive this pandemic. And if you want to you will ignore Yeadon and his fellow travelers
I heard through the grapevine that, aside from Cookie Monster’s long time employment as a Monster, Cookie has also been doubling as a pediatrician, even though he has no qualifications to be a pediatrician. And Louie has reportedly been taking Elmo to Cookie Monster for his pediatric care. This is a big problem due to the fact that Cookie Monster is not only a mean, monstrous, subhuman creature, but he also has absolutely no knowledge about pediatric medicine and vaccines.
Warning to Parents: Beware of puppet monsters who disguise themselves as doctors!
One must always blindly believe whatever their beloved government commands them. Government only has our best interest in mind. They would never lie to us or lead us astray.
Baruch Dayan Emes
We regret to inform you that the beloved muppet Elmo has just passed away from Myocarditis shortly after receiving his COVID vaccine. Although it is (until recently) very rare for Myocarditis to affect muppets so young, it should be noted that this has nothing to do with his having just received his Covid vaccine which is, of course, both safe and necessary.
Should be ‘Puppetrician’…