Russian President Vladimir Putin is getting desperate.
“Putin’s plan is to recruit at least 50,000 convicts,” Olga Romanova, the head of Russia Behind Bars, told the Daily Beast. Yevgeny Prigozhin, head of Putin’s shadowy private army the Wagner Group, has been touring prisons and exchanging freedom for six months of service on the front lines.
From The New York Post:
Prigozhin, widely known as “Putin’s chef,” has already sent more than 3,000 inmates to Ukraine — including “serial murderers, robbers and at least one cannibal,” Romanova told the Daily Beast.
The latest war tactic was something out of her “worst nightmares,” she told the outlet.
The prison enlistment trips started in at least June, according to Ruslan Vakhapov, an attorney for Russia Behind Bars.
“Originally, Wagner grabbed mostly those convicted for homicide … But now, their fishing net takes everybody in, including man-eaters,” the attorney told the Beast.
“So far we know of one case of recruitment among Russian cannibals.”
“By arming these goblins and sending psychos and maniacs to the front, Putin shows the weakness of his army, which has been badly losing,” insisted Anton Naumlyuk, founder of Ukraine’s Graty media group.
The Ukrainian military has claimed to have killed or wounded 45,200 members of the Russian military.
More over at The New York Post:
Something is coming up. Get ready. Prepare food for 3 weeks.
When asked if he would rather stay in prison or go off to fight the war in Ukraine, one Russian cannibal, whose been released from jail and sent to the front lines of the battle, told reporters on Wednesday: “I haven’t tasted any human meat since the day I arrived in prison. Just knowing that I can now hunt down a few Ukrainians, and eat them for breakfast, lunch and supper – and even midnight snack – is a dream come true for me. I’m really excited! I can’t wait to taste the spoils of war!”
Scary event imminent, Hashem yerachem. If you followed the advice of criminal doctors instead of the advice of conspiracy theorists, pray that the va cine(s) you got was/were placebo.
Wishing everyone a Kesiva Vechasima Tova – a happy, healthy and prosperous new year.
refua shleima
Hey, whatever works.