What a mooving story. It behooves us to accept this as a bovine occurrence. When we first herd this story we thought it was bull, but it turns out our beef was baloney. Misteaks happen and during one’s daily grind oxidents can ocowr. Please forgive me for butchering this post and flanks for reading it.
These vigil-goers must have translated and darshened the Pasuk like this:
And when an ox-like man harms his friend’s ox and it dies, they must sell the living ox [the man] into jail and fine him for half his net worth, and also the dead ox, they will use to divide the world in half [those who treat animals as equal to humans and those Torah-loving, G-d-fearing ignoramuses who don’t].
זובחי אדם עגלים ישקון
הואיל ולא ריחם על אותו עגל, יבואו עליו ייסורין קשים
Make america great again! Hire psychiatrists!
does anybody have the cows name so he can be mentioned in yozkor . Lol
kill the cows
Ignorance can be educated and crazy can be medicated but there’s no cure for stupid.
What a mooving story. It behooves us to accept this as a bovine occurrence. When we first herd this story we thought it was bull, but it turns out our beef was baloney. Misteaks happen and during one’s daily grind oxidents can ocowr. Please forgive me for butchering this post and flanks for reading it.
Ha ha ha. Very good.
hahahahaha!
cousin rabbi mickey, is that you?
You should be PUNished for your comments:)
Thank you for your mooving comment!
Where were these people after DeBlasio dropped the groundhog Chuck?
From this week’s פרשה:
וְכִי-יִגֹּף שׁוֹר-אִישׁ אֶת-שׁוֹר רֵעֵהוּ, וָמֵת–וּמָכְרוּ אֶת-הַשּׁוֹר הַחַי, וְחָצוּ אֶת-כַּסְפּוֹ, וְגַם אֶת-הַמֵּת, יֶחֱצוּן
These vigil-goers must have translated and darshened the Pasuk like this:
And when an ox-like man harms his friend’s ox and it dies, they must sell the living ox [the man] into jail and fine him for half his net worth, and also the dead ox, they will use to divide the world in half [those who treat animals as equal to humans and those Torah-loving, G-d-fearing ignoramuses who don’t].
Yeesh. ‘Nuff Said.
cows matter