Huckabee Writes Poem Attacking Pelosi


huckabeeMike Huckabee has penned a poem about House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who has come under fire from the GOP for accusing the CIA of lying to her in intelligence briefings about the agency’s use of harsh interrogation techniques. The seven-stanza poem, found on the former presidential candidate’s Web site, is called “Fancy Nancy.” Huckabee calls Pelosi a “ruthless politician” and tweaks the San Franscisco Democrat for her use of a military plane for travel back to her district.

But the heart of the poem is about Pelosi’s CIA he-said-she-said.

The poem is as follows:

Here’s a story about a lady named Nancy
A ruthless politician, but dressed very fancy
Very ambitious, she got herself elected Speaker
But as for keeping secrets, she proved quite a “leaker.”

She flies on government planes coast to coast
And doesn’t mind that our economy is toast
She makes the Air Force squire her in their military jets
There’s room for her family, her staff, and even her pets.

Until now, she annoyed us, but her gaffes were mostly funny;
Even though it was painful to watch her waste our tax money.
But now her wacky comments are no laughing matter;
She’s either unwilling to tell the truth, or she’s mad as a hatter!

She sat in briefings and knew about enhanced interrogation;
But claims she wasn’t there, and can’t give an explanation.
She disparages the CIA and says they are a bunch of liars;
Even the press aren’t buying it and they’re stoking their fires.

I think Speaker Pelosi has done too much speaking;
And instead of her trashing our intelligence officials, it’s her nose that needs tweaking.

If forced to believe whether the CIA and her colleagues in Congress are lying;
Or it’s Speaker Pelosi whose credibility and career is dying.
I believe in the integrity of the men and women who sacrifice to keep us safe;
Not the woman who has been caught flat-footed, lying to our face.

I say it here and I say it rather clear-
It’s time for Nancy Pelosi to resign and get out of here.

{ Newscenter/CNN Ticker}


  1. It is a great poem and a message that was
    spoken from the heart. Am I allowed to print
    it out and enjoy it for myself?

  2. Hey, Anonymous: A pastor has the right of freedom of speech just like the rest of us. At least he doesn’t use his pulpit to spout racist anti-American hatred like Jeremiah Wrong did.
    Your metered rhyme may have been off, Mike, but the poem was right on.
    Pelosi is just another clueless Democrat who suffers from hoof in mouth disease and wouldn’t know the truth if it bit her. (They really do have an appropriate mascot, don’t they?)
    Pelosi is third in line to the Presidency. Scary, isn’t it?
    What’s this country coming to when out of a population of 300 million people the only people we can find to “lead” us are Obama, Biden and Pelosi?
    Maybe those Air Force jets can carry her off into the wild blue yonder and lose her, preferably somewhere over Iran. She’d fit in real well with the nuts over there.

  3. I voted for Huckabee in last years Republican primary. I hope he runs again and becomes our next President! He is right on all of the moral issues!

  4. actually if huckabee had his way, he wanted to criminalize dual citizenship and voting in foreign elections. that would be bad for everyone who has dual american and israeli citizenship, living in the us or in israel

  5. Hesh, I voted for Duncan Hunter, yorim kvoidoi, but the Day is very soon whem you will be one of millions voting for this, truth to be told-eccentric character.
    Belmarmom, the clock is ticking for when this 3 would be on the bottom of the barrell and Americans will shower them with “love” like Russians with Gorbachev, imach shmoi.