“They should have called it Hurricane A-rod. It wouldn’t have hit anything.”
“Some residents in the tri-state mistakenly evacuated but were then told to return home. The were told that it was Section A that must evacuate. Not Section-8.”
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“There are billboards requesting that Hurricane Sandy remain in the womens’ section section”
“In the event that BMG experiences a blackout, what will happen to the boys in the freezer?”
“There are billboards requesting that Hurricane Sandy remain in the womens’ section”
couls someone explain the first and last joke
To #2, It’s ok. I heard that the Lakewood freezer is still working.
Bloomberg is asking only to call 911 when in a true emergency. like if you see some one drinking a 16 oz soda
israeli, the joke was:
there are signs posted respectfully requesting that sandy remain on the women’s side of the street.
this is the version that i heard.
#2:
That was a great line, thanks for sharing.
“Dirshu will be having their own Hurricane”
“The Hurricane inside our house is worse than outside”
i heard one tzadik say that it might have been his bris mila decree that brought the disaster- NO JOKE
in the event all you people will grow up what will happen to this post
good one #2!!!!!!!!!!!!
the only black out we want is obama
Sandy sure brought a lot of sand to peoples homes.
Dirshu will be making their own hurricane; details to follow…
to isreali time – boys who are in the freezer means that for the first term in the yeshiva they can’t go on dates for the purpose of finding their bashert, in order that they put all their concentration on learning and not thinking about marriage.
Hundreds of Yidden have lost all their possessions. Let’s leave the jokes for comedians without rachmonus.
everyone should take a deep breath and see the Tad hashem here. the ribono shel plan sent the hurricane to defrost the freezer and that solves the shidduch crises
By donating $36 to Kupat Ha’ir they will have 40 Talmidei Chachomim call ConEd for you for 40 days straight…
nebuch to all of besides the fact that you all sound like A bunch of corny 60 yr olds
#10 is probably right. This week’s Parasha describes what happens when people try to legislate abominations. Obama, Bloomberg, Cuomo and their ilk have brought destruction on us all.
To #10: why didn’t it flood just on Bloomys home alone