Palin Re-Writes Dr. Seuss: ‘I Do Not Like This Uncle Sam, I Do Not Like His Health Care Scam’


palinSarah Palin, inspired by Ted Cruz’s reading of Green Eggs and Ham during his filibuster last year, re-wrote the Dr. Seuss classic to whack Uncle Sam at CPAC today:

“I do not like this Uncle Sam. I do not like his health care scam. I do not like — oh, just you wait — I do not like these dirty crooks, or how they lie and cook the books. I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their crony deals. I do not like this spying, man, I do not like, ‘Oh, Yes we can.’ I do not like this spending spree, we’re smart, we know there’s nothing free. I do not like reporters’ smug replies when I complain about their lies. I do not like this kind of hope, and we won’t take it, nope, nope, nope.”


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  1. The media makes mincemeat out of her, but she fights back. They want her to go away, but she won’t. They lie and she catches them on it. We need her in Washington, but she won’t get elected because this country is full of morons who can’t think for themselves and enjoy living off everyone else’s hard earned money.

  2. Sarah Palin is violent and she has no common sense. Her commentary is not critical, it is blame induced. Mr. Obama is not clearly our best president and likely far from it, but really we need more patriots for better futures and not pragmatic fools who hate the true American Revolution in their inadequate assessment of American Privilege. True we are not ready for the future with Obamacare today, but I think we can really pass more legislation to add to what was started. Her approach is a blame worthy problem where her base is going to become the wicked and not the mature. Never Again.

  3. My healthcare is all messed up now.
    Theres no one really to discuss my issues with.
    They signed us up to Obamacare and then kicked us off, but there is no department that deals with this because its all routed through the marketplace who tell you to contact the insure who tell you to contact the marketplace.

    Its a mess and madness.