Donald Trump to Tackle the Shidduch Crisis

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President Donald Trump has set his sights on something much bigger than immigration or ISIS. He’s seeking to address the shidduch crisis in the frum community.

Today, at an event covered exclusively by, Donald Trump announced a new initiative, “Make Shidduchim Great Again.” His goal is to improve the shidduch parsha and expedite the making of shidduchim.

“We will win, win, win,” Trump told a crowd at a Purim party at the home of noted shadchan Freddie Friedman.

“We will win so much in shidduchim that you’ll get tired of winning,” said The Donald.

Speed-dating is one of the ideas being proposed by Trump, who said that he’ll “build a wall if he has to” to get this done.

It was unclear what the president meant by that statement.

“I will melt the freezer with these bare hands if I have to in order to help singles,” said Trump. “I have friends in high places. We will get this done. I promise.”

Trump pointed to the dismal failure of other politicians to address the crisis.

“We have politicians who don’t have the guts to call the crisis by its name,” the president told after the event. “I will change it all.”

Referring to his Jewish daughter, he said, “I know firsthand about the Jewish dating world. My maidele is married, but that doesn’t mean I don’t care about every single Jewish girl and boy out there. When they win, we win. When we win, they win. It’s all about winning.”

Addressing his audience, Trump mentioned some other ideas he is working on, including, but not limited to, instituting Sefashkenaz as the nusach in all shuls to bring about achdus.

“I bring people together,” said Trump. “That’s what I do. I can’t help it even if I tried. I’m a uniter.”

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  1. Trump is more the tyoe to ave an Achsovarosh type contest for finding a wife than he is to help wotht the Shidduch crisis.

  2. Some Darkei Sholom you’ve got here. I don’t recall letsonus being made regarding Obama and Clinton, why mess with Trump?

      • Dear Cohen, your facts are wrong: I dare you to find one instance where a degrading article was published about Clinton and Obama not about a specific disaster that they have committed. Why mess with a guy who is politically mostly on our side, who has a lot of power, and who takes personal insults seriously?!

  3. I am not one to get nervous easily but this gets me nervous! I have spent a lot of time studying Jewish History and whenever the political leaders get involved, even if it is coming from a good place, things NEVER end well!
    In addition the article mentioned that he said that he is familiar with the system since his daughter is Jewish. That is ridiculous! I personally have no problem with her being Jewish however every group in Yiddishket have their own dating system! Chasidim do bishows, Litvaks do with a shadchen and a few dates, and modern Orthodox (which is what his daughter associates with) dates for months and without a shadchen!!!!!


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