President Donald Trump announced big news tonight, Motzoei Shabbos — but did not give any details.
“Something very big has just happened!” Trump announced at 9:23 east coast time.
Something very big has just happened!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 27, 2019
The internet quickly wondered if we were in a new war, or if aliens had been discovered, or if the head of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, was captured. None of the theories have been confirmed just yet.
Meanwhile, the White House has announced that President Trump will be making a major statement tomorrow morning at 9 a.m. from the White House.
{Matzav.com}
Maybe shifty schiff resigned or maybe Jerry Nadler became a baal tshuva or maybe Erdogan had a heart attack or maybe crooked Hillary’s emails were found or maybe leakin lyin comey was arrested….
Maybe moshiach came to speak to him…
I just made myself a real big steak sandwich. Could Trump be referring to that? But how would he know that? Is he using the same spies on me that Obama used on him? Time will tell. As far as the aliens theory is concerned, I did see some people with large ears and 3 eye sockets walking down the street, but I thought it was Halloween costumes. Who knows. Hopefully, we’ll find out soon what Trump was referring to. In the meantime, I’m gonna eat this sandwich, spies or no spies! Mmmmm, this is good, real good.
Nah, nothing of that sort. He laid an egg and the White House had to be evacuated. No big deal. Everyone is back now.