STORYTIME WITH UNCLE JOE: Biden Tells Bizarre Story About Helping Old Lady Take Down Gang

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Where is this Joe-ing?

 

As Hannity reports:

According to The Daily Wire, “[w]hile discussing the need for police officers to be known within their community, the president said he remembered going into the East Side of Wilmington, ‘in one of those old Victorian two, three-story apartment buildings and going up to see a woman, whose name — she’s passed away but won’t mention her name now — and stand in that rotunda, that part that stuck out around the building. And she said, ‘Joey, I know. I know what’s going on. They all plan it downstairs. I can hear them, but I’m afraid to tell anybody. I’m afraid to tell anybody. The gangs.’”

“And so I got a phone number, I got a phone number for the local cops. She called they promised not to identify her because I knew there’d be retribution, and the crime rate began to drop for real, not a joke,” he added.

While Biden frequently uses personal stories in his speeches, this is the first time this particular story has made an appearance. Maybe Joe was just testing it out.


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  1. Did you hear the one about when your famous they let you touch… oh , never mind, that was the former guy who will lead us out of golus.

  2. “And so I got a phone number… for the local cops. She called… and the crime rate began to drop for real, not a joke,” he added.

    “Well I wouldn’t exactly say that the crime rate dropped,” said the aforementioned lady, who spoke to reporters on condition of anonymity for fear of retribution from the Biden team. “I mean, I was mugged 9 times in a 3-week span shortly after that phone call. But at least I got to know Biden, and I got his autograph, which I recently bartered in exchange for a Trump MAGA cap.”

    • Years ago, Biden once enjoyed a laugh together with a TV host when he told the host, that in one his campaigns for public office in Delaware, he told blue collar voters that he had an uncle who was a coal miner. Biden and the host shared a big laugh when the former told the host he was just making up the story, and he didn’t know whether he actually had such an uncle. True story.

  3. “going up to see a woman, whose name — she’s passed away but won’t mention her name now —”
    Usually when a man says he won’t mention a woman’s name, it’s to avoid sullying her reputation. Hm, how could a visit from Uncle Joe possibly do any harm to a woman’s reputation?
    One day this man will voluntarily confess to all his disgusting misdeeds and transgressions, and no press secretary, journalist, or fake doctor will be able to explain it away. Let’s hope it happens soon, like maybe tonight.

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